Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Alive.
So much puke
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Randomize
