Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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