look no pants
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
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i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
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I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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