Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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