So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I touched a dick in church today
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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