I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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