if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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