Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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