if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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