So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Randomize
