Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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