I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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