He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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