i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Randomize
