dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
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I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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