Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
it's great music for shaving your balls
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She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
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I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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