there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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