You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex