he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover