Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
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So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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