I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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