Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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