i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
It's shark week go big or go home
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idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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