Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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