I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
where are you?
Hypothermia
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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