I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Terrible idea I love it
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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