lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
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I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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