Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
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Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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