Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I think I won the penis lottery.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
what day is it and did you see me today?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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