8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Green mimosas i think yes
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
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