What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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