i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
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I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
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My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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