Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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