found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
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He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
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I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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