Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
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does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
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It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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