He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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