The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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