If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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