how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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