yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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