im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
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What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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