i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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