singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
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