I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Sober January is a disaster.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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