we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
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I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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