Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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