BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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