I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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