I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
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I need you to use more vowels.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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