i barfeds in our rink
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
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I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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