I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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