Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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