S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
The beer is more important than you right now.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Randomize
