do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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