Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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