how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
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I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
The adults are the big ones right?
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